A Bulging Crotch-The Michelle Obama Story

  • UPDATED, 3-18-14, see below.
    Even before Barack Ovomit was elected, his propaganda mill put out the fantasy that Michelle Ovomit is some kind of fashion diva. And whereas Barry Ovomit himself was claimed to be the re-incarnation of John F. Kennedy, as well as a Godlike messiah, his wife was correspondingly claimed to be the re-incarnation of Jackie Kennedy, as well as a Fashion Queen… Her Royal Highness, Michelle.
    And though the Ovomits do consider themselves to be high and mighty, we have to ask ourselves, “what kind of royalty would put on a tight and slinky dress that shows to the world, her bulging and nasty crotch?”
    And once such a crotch has been put on public display, we start to wonder what could cause such a hideous condition. So we will explore different medical conditions that might explain Queen Michelle’s, protruding, private parts.
    Could it be that Her Majesty is a hermaphrodite, like Lady Gaga, and that she has a penis to go along with her female organs? http://gawker.com/ladygagaspenis
    If Michelle Ovomit is indeed a genetic freak, or if she merely has an excess of male hormones that lead to a penis-like clitoris, perhaps these possible conditions would explain her other manly traits of long, muscular arms, huge, blocky knees, her angry and hateful personality and her perpetually, sneering face.
    Or perhaps Michelle Ovomit has a condition known as sinus pudoris, which is when the skin of a woman’s vaginal lips grow to several inches in length. This is common in people of African descent, and has been referred to as a, “Hottentot Apron”.
    For more infromation on Michelle Obama’s bulging crotch, go to Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?, at
    http://www.ihatethemedia.com/why-is-everyone-staring-at-michelle-obama-lap


    On May 9, 2012, I told you that the Ovomits think that they are royalty. And who can blame them, for all the adulation they get from their sycophants? In fact, some of their worshipers actually recently put Michelle Ovomit on a postage stamp, AS A QUEEN. All hail Queen Michelle…according to Britain’s Sunday Times.

    The Sunday Times Style Magazine has ranked the first lady at the top of its best-dressed people in the world list, and created a mock first-class postage stamp — a space traditionally reserved for the Queen of England — to promote the issue.
    3-18-14: And people are still mocking this phony, “Queen”. I just ran across this topless pic of Moochelle, and I had to share it with you. If you want to see this creature without the candy bar across her/his chest, then click here. Just be warned that it’s pretty sickening, and probably quite accurate. And if you want to see the candy bar pic, it’s here.
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    6 Responses to A Bulging Crotch-The Michelle Obama Story

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      • The ANIMATED picture of Moochelle Ovomit’s bulging crotch IS photoshopped, and I did it myself. But the original picture of Moochelle in the tight, blue dress, was released by the midstream media back in 2008. There are other pictures of her/him/it, wearing the same dress at the same event, which I think was a Democrat fund raiser.The bulge in Moochelle’s crotch was first realized when THAT picture was released, and THEN the questions started, over who and what Moochelle really is. The weirdoes that first released the pic of that skank in the blue dress, talked about how lovely and exciting she looked. It took non-Obama worshipers like myself, to point out that she/he/it appears to have a penis.

    3. arnash says:

      Very likely the reason her eyebrows are missing is that they were so bushy and masculine that she had them remove via electrolysis and now simply paints them on. After all, you can’t use hair remover near your eyes and you can’t shave them and produce lots of stubble.

    4. arnash says:

      Eight links to other sites and yet no link to the video from which the “incriminating evidence” is taken? That raises all kind of suspicions, along with the Photoshopped animation of the bulge doubling in size. If a image editor could do that, then he could also fabricate the original image that was further exaggerated. So with those factors working against the revealing photo, it has to be taken with a cup of salt and assumed to be just another fake. Don’t trust, -do verify.

      • “VIDEO”? WHAT video? “SUSPICION”? What’s there to be suspicious about? We HATE the Obamas and we ADMIT it. As for the photoshopped, animated bulge, that’s just for fun, and to draw attention to Michelle Obama’s weird crotch. The original image was in the news, years ago, when Moochelle attended some Democrat Party event, and wore that tight dress that showed her bulging crotch. The controversy over her weird crotch started AFTER that picture was released, NOT AT THE SAME TIME. Ever since then, she/he/it has been careful not to dress like that again.

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