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Mike Obama holds microphone like it’s his penis

You’d think that a guy who’s pretending to be a girl, would be a little more careful about the way that he holds a microphone.

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Mooch vs. Melania


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January 20, 2017, the end of an error. Michelle Obama has left the White House, and she’s not too happy about it. But when is she happy about anything?

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Ovomit interrupts his golf game, momentarily

That bastard, Ovomit, interrupted his golf vacation, just long enough to fly over flooded Louisiana, where he had Marine One set him down to take a golf shot on a flooded car.
Ovomit then said that Louisianans were fine, but the state was too flooded to play golf in, so he had Marine One fly him out of state, where he resumed his golf game on a dry course.
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Juden Verboten

Donald Trump suggests that we temporarily keep the Muslims out of the U.S., until we can separate the terrorists from the non-terrorists, and it’s considered RAAAAAACIST and totally unacceptable. But 16 Islamic countries keeping Jews out is perfectly fine with Democrats, RINOs and Globalists. UTTER HYPOCRISY.
Here is a list of the 16 Islamic counties that ban Israelis from entering.

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What gives Democrats the right to judge who is a Muslim?

“When someone says, “listen, I murdered my rich neighbor because I knew he kept a pile of money in a safe. I wanted that money, and I didn’t want to leave a witness,” nobody looks for an ulterior explanation for that behavior. But when someone says, “I think infidels and apostates deserve to burn in hell, and I know for a fact that I’ll go to paradise if I die while waging jihad against them,” many academics (and Democrats) refuse to accept this rationale at face value and begin looking for the political or economic reasons that they imagine lie beneath it. So the game is rigged.”
Quoted from Carl Sagan

What’s the harm of admitting a truth the whole world sees?

“Always half-hearted about the war on terror, the President’s stubborn refusal to call the atrocity in Paris “Islamic terrorism” has put him out of step with events. In listless, vapid remarks, he called the death of 130 innocent victims a “setback,” and salted the wound by insisting that climate change is a greater threat. And now, with the slaughter in San Bernardino showing Islamic State tentacles reaching America, the president’s continuing unwillingness to admit the truth puts him even further outside the mainstream of American society and law enforcement. By closing his mind to facts, Obama is making himself a denier. America is at war and the Commander in Chief isn’t even trying to lead from behind anymore. He’s gone AWOL at the worst possible time. His consistent failure to acknowledge the roots of Islam in the jihadist death cult always was ­peculiar. He insisted that the religion not be defined by those who hijacked it, (What gives Democrats the right to judge who is a Muslim?) but with the barbarism of Islamic State and the growing number of lethal attacks, his intransigence is downright weird. What’s the harm of admitting a truth the whole world sees?”
Quoted from New York Post

I am a jihadist and I am tired of not being given credit.

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic Jihadist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the Jihadists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility. It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:
ISIS: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”
Obama: “No you didn’t.”
ISIS: “Wait, what? Yes we did…”
Obama: “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”
ISIS: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”
Obama: “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”
ISIS: “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”
Obama: “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”
ISIS: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”
Obama: “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”
ISIS: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”
Obama: “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”
ISIS: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”
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