Similarities between Barack Ovomit and Jesus Christ


*There is no actual proof of where Jesus was born, but Christians say he was born in Nazareth. There is no actual proof of where Obama was born, but Democrats say he was born in Hawaii.
* Jesus came into the world after an Immaculate Conception. Obama came into the Presidency after an Immaculate Deception.
*Christians believe that Jesus was not just king of the Jews, but King of the World. Democrats believe that Obama is not just President of the USA, but President of the WORLD.
* The Christians believe that Jesus was the messiah, but the Jews refused to accept it. Democrats believe that Obama is the messiah, but Republicans refuse to accept it.
* After Jesus left the world, the Romans crushed the Jews and occupied the Holy Land. After Obama leaves office, the Muslims will crush the Jews and occupy the Holy Land.
* Jesus spent 40 days and nights in the desert, being tempted by the devil. Obama spent 20 years in Holy Trinity Church, listening to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
* Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple. Obama threw his White grandmother under the bus.
* Jesus gave his followers loaves and fishes. Obama gives his followers food stamps and welfare.
* Jesus turned the water into wine. Obama turned the water into crude oil.
* Christians believe that Jesus could walk on water and heal the sick. Democrats believe that Obama can lower the sea level and heal the planet.
* Jesus brought back his friend, Lazarus, from the dead. Obama brought back his government healthcare takeover from the dead.
* Jesus’s followers believed that even though Jesus died, he would be resurrected. Obama’s followers believe that even though Obama fails, he should be re-elected.

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I am a Native American of European Ancestry. I am married to a REAL immigrant from The Philippines, who I actually got a VISA for, before I brought her to the U.S.A. It just seems only fair to me that EVERYONE should have to get a visa before they come to America. And if they come here WITHOUT a visa, then they should be sent home and NOT given a special pass because they are of a certain ethnic group or because they "work hard". I work hard too AND I OBEY THE LAW.
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