Monthly Archives: April 2012

How to tell if you’re a DEMOCRAT

1. If you think that a person is not fully human until he or she has been born, but that apes and dolphins have human rights, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT. 2. If you think that oil wells should be … Continue reading

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Barack Dog Eater Ovomit

Barack Ovomit likes to condemn Mitt Romney because Romney once put a dog in it’s kennel on the roof of his car, because the dog was pooping in the car. So I guess that makes Romney a bad guy, because … Continue reading

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