How to tell if you’re a DEMOCRAT

1. If you think that a person is not fully human until he or she has been born, but that apes and dolphins have human rights, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
2. If you think that oil wells should be drilled in Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Nigeria, Libya, Russia, Iran, Iraq, Saudia Arabia, Norway, Venezuela, Qatar, Indonesia and Kuwait, but NOT IN THE UNITED STATES, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
3. If you need the government to help you pay for your housing, food, medical care, abortions and birth control, but you somehow have enough money to pay for your beer, cigarettes, marijuana and tattoos, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
4. If you think that it is cruel and immoral to remove a baby’s foreskin AFTER he’s born, but you’re happy removing his brains BEFORE he’s born, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
5. If you think that George Bush steered a hurricane into New Orleans and blew up the levees, while Barack Obama lowered the sea level and healed the planet, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
6. If you think that Federal agents should be sent into public schools to inspect a lunch that a kid’s mother made for him or her, and then confiscate it if it’s allegedly not healthy enough, but that people who receive Food Stamps should NOT be tested for drugs, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
7. If you think that you’re saving the planet when you drive an electric car that gets it’s electricity from a power plant that burns fossil fuel, but you think that you’re killing the planet when you drive a car that burns it’s own fossil fuel, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
8. If you think that burning a Koran is a “hate crime”, but that submerging a crucifix in a jar of urine is a “work of art”, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
9. If you claim that building a pipeline from Canada to the United States is bad for the environment, but you think it’s funny when Occupy Wall Street protestors leave their urine, feces and tons of trash in public parks, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
10. If you think that American soldiers are baby killers, but that abortionists are healthcare providers, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
11. If you think that it’s wrong to export American jobs to foreign countries, but that it’s right to import foreign workers to take American jobs in America, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
12. If you think that foreigners who sneak into America and who work illegally and who don’t pay taxes are “contributing to America”, but that law-abiding American citizens should pay more taxes so that they can “give back to America”, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
13. If you think that it’s right for America to import most of her oil, which causes paychecks to go to foreigners in foreign countries, but that it’s wrong for America to produce her own oil, which causes paychecks to go to Americans in America, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
14. If you were outraged when Bush was in office and gasoline cost $4.00 a gallon, but you’re strangely silent when Obama is in office and gasoline costs $5.00 a gallon, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
15. If you think that illegal aliens should be permitted to get a license to drive, but that American citizens should not be permitted to even SHOW a license when they vote, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
16. If you think that Homeland Security should be stopping American citizens and checking their IDs at the airports, bus stations, train stations and interstate highways, but that NOBODY should be stopping ANYONE at America’s borders, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
17. If you think that American citizens who commit crimes should be sent to prison, even if it means breaking up their families, but foreigners who sneak into America should not be sent home, if it means breaking up their families, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
18. If you think that people who work a lot and pay their own bills should have to pay more taxes, so that people who don’t work can have a more convenient sex life with taxpayer-provided birth control, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
19. If you think that kids should have to show a birth certificate to join a sports team, but that it’s crazy for adults to have to show a birth certificate to hold a Federal office, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
20. If you’re opposed to eating meat because you think it’s cruel to animals, but you’re all in favor of doing medical research on aborted people, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
21. If you think that American citizens are just too poor to pay for their own ID cards, but you want to give illegal aliens a chance to get their own driver’s licenses, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
22. If you think that the government should have to give out free, Food Stamps, Welfare and WIC payments, but that McDonald’s should be prevented from giving out free toys to kids, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
23. If you think that it’s wrong to cut back on your local police, but that it’s right to cut back on America’s miltary, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
24. If you think that everything that went wrong was Bush’s fault, but nothing that goes wrong is Obama’s fault, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
25. If you object to American citizens owning guns in America, but you don’t mind that Obama’s Attorney General gave guns to Mexican citizens in Mexico, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
26. If you think that it’s wrong for America to be the leading power in the world, but you want your party to be the leading power in America, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
27. If you think that an American who uses a fake ID should be given a jail sentence, but that an illegal alien who uses a fake ID should be given a job, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
28. If you think that it was wrong for Bush to attack Iraq, even though he had Congressional approval, but that it was right for Obama to attack Libya, even though he did NOT have Congressional approval, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
29. If you don’t know who the fathers of your babies are, nor expect any support from the men you had sex with, but you know where the Welfare office is, and you expect money from taxpayers who don’t even know you, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.
30. If you cry when someone cuts down a tree, but you laugh when an American soldier is killed in combat, then YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT.

What’s the difference between illegal aliens and Democrats? Illegal aliens love their own countries, but then then they leave them so that they can come work in America. While Democrats HATE their own country, WON’T leave it and WON’T work in America.

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About reportanddeport

I am a Native American of European Ancestry. I am married to a REAL immigrant from The Philippines, who I actually got a VISA for, before I brought her to the U.S.A. It just seems only fair to me that EVERYONE should have to get a visa before they come to America. And if they come here WITHOUT a visa, then they should be sent home and NOT given a special pass because they are of a certain ethnic group or because they "work hard". I work hard too AND I OBEY THE LAW.
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