Even before Barack Ovomit was elected, his propaganda mill put out the fantasy that Michelle Ovomit is some kind of fashion diva. And whereas Barry Ovomit himself was claimed to be the re-incarnation of John F. Kennedy, as well as a Godlike messiah, his wife was correspondingly claimed to be the re-incarnation of Jackie Kennedy, as well as a Fashion Queen… Her Royal Highness, Michelle.
And though the Ovomits do consider themselves to be high and mighty, we have to ask ourselves, “what kind of royalty would put on a tight and slinky dress that shows to the world, her bulging and nasty crotch?”
And once such a crotch has been put on public display, we start to wonder what could cause such a hideous condition. So we will explore different medical conditions that might explain Queen Michelle’s, protruding, private parts.
Could it be that Her Majesty is a hermaphrodite, like Lady Gaga, and that she has a penis to go along with her female organs? http://gawker.com/ladygagaspenis
If Michelle Ovomit is indeed a genetic freak, or if she merely has an excess of male hormones that lead to a penis-like clitoris, perhaps these possible conditions would explain her other manly traits of long, muscular arms, huge, blocky knees, her angry and hateful personality and her perpetually, sneering face.
Or perhaps Michelle Ovomit has a condition known as sinus pudoris, which is when the skin of a woman’s vaginal lips grow to several inches in length. This is common in people of African descent, and has been referred to as a, “Hottentot Apron”.
For more infromation on Michelle Obama’s bulging crotch, go to Why is everyone staring at Michelle Obama’s lap?, at http://www.ihatethemedia.com/why-is-everyone-staring-at-michelle-obama-lap
3-18-14: And people are still mocking this phony, “Queen”. I just ran across this topless pic of Moochelle, and I had to share it with you. If you want to see this creature without the candy bar across her/his chest, then click here. Just be warned that it’s pretty sickening, and probably quite accurate. And if you want to see the candy bar pic, it’s here.
I am a Native American of European Ancestry. I am married to a REAL immigrant from The Philippines, who I actually got a VISA for, before I brought her to the U.S.A. It just seems only fair to me that EVERYONE should have to get a visa before they come to America. And if they come here WITHOUT a visa, then they should be sent home and NOT given a special pass because they are of a certain ethnic group or because they "work hard". I work hard too AND I OBEY THE LAW.