Michelle Obama scratches her crotch in public

Michelle Obama has been photographed on at least two occasions, scratching her crotch in public. Now, you would think that a First Lady of the United States would conduct herself in a more dignified and ladylike manner, but apparently, the itch is so intense, that she forgets that cameras are present everywhere she goes. And perhaps, her intense, feminine itching, might be an explanation as to why she has such an angry expression on her face all the time. Imagine being in public, with a constantly itchy crotch, and NOT BEING ABLE TO SCRATCH IT. It would make ANYONE angry and frustrated, and perhaps sometimes make you forget that the world is watching. Poor Michelle, we thought that you were just an angry b**** all these years, when really, the problem was just down there.

We must admit that Michelle Obama is not the only woman in the world who scratches her crotch in public, but perhaps she is just the most famous one. Here is a video of a woman on a train, who really gets down to business on her itchy, private parts.

CLICK HERE to watch the video on Live Leak, as WordPress won’t let me embed the video.


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I am a Native American of European Ancestry. I am married to a REAL immigrant from The Philippines, who I actually got a VISA for, before I brought her to the U.S.A. It just seems only fair to me that EVERYONE should have to get a visa before they come to America. And if they come here WITHOUT a visa, then they should be sent home and NOT given a special pass because they are of a certain ethnic group or because they "work hard". I work hard too AND I OBEY THE LAW.
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4 Responses to Michelle Obama scratches her crotch in public

  1. Debbie Poon says:

    Vagisil, it’s not just for Snatch Scratch any more it also makes a great desert topping.

  2. Pingback: First Lady of Itchy Crotch | Fellowship of the Minds

  3. Mel says:

    Desert topping or dessert topping?

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